So...I suppose those of you reading this journal have a few questions. Well, here are some answers to what I think could be the FAQ, answered in a most eloquent and unambiguous way.

1. WHERE THE F*** HAVE YOU BEEN!?

Where the rainbow ends, where the seas sink into in sky. Um...actually, just Uni. It's been taking up a lot of time and I sort of got over this place for quite a while. Such a shame...And also, it's none of your God damned business.

2. Hey, you live in the Sydney area. Will you be involved in World Youth Day?

No. As flat as possible. No.

3. Did you miss me?

Aw! Of course I did!

4. Out of pure curiousity, what are you doing in Thursday 17th July? Cause I was hoping we could hang.

Sorry! I'm seeing The Dark Knight! It's gonna be awesome.

5. Are you always this bizzare?

Haven't you read any of my work?

6. No. You've been gone so long.

Jeez, I'm sorry. I'll try put some new stuff up soon for y'all.

7. Thanks!

You're welcome.

8. Gonna look at my stuff?

Gonna try!

Sorry, they really stopped being relevant questions then, didn't they? In fact, they ceased being questions at all...